How do Evangelicals Roar
Like a hungry lion
that has turned to humanity for food
although there’s little meat on its bones
and is too stringy
to be enjoyed as steak.
It’s a different state
than the one we are used to observing
where humans weigh
considerably more than they should
what with fat and drinks
and eating more than they need
not focused on strength of spirit,
but weakness,
especially faults of their neighbors
who do not conform
to strict evangelical standards.
Theirs is definitely a tight knit world
underlined by hate.
They concentrate on themselves:
no “ifs” or “buts.”
While claiming concern for others,
show little love:
more often contempt:
for Methodists, Presbyterians, Episcopalians,
Catholics and the Brethren.
They are also well-practiced haters
of modern Jews,
one of whom,
before ever Christianity existed,
died for their sins,
according to their own witness,
thus bought for them
forgiveness and eternal life.